(You will play country music
Or you will be eliminated)
I was hanging in Roscoe
Drinking coffee at the Grizzly Cafe
I went outside to burn one down
The sky lit up, there was a rumbling sound
As I was lighting up my cigarette
Well my feet lifted off of the ground (welcome)
Was anyone there to see it? Was anyone around?
The sky was burning in Roscoe
Outside of the Grizzly Cafe
The blinding lights, a fiasco
Was calling out but my voice was restrained
Can someone snail-mail me some cigarettes?
Well but I guess I don't have an address
I'd be floatin' out there somewhere, maybe you can guess
I said "Oh Lord, rescue me"
"Oh lord, can you save me?"
Oh, no! You'll never be free!
Oh, now you belong to me!
Ohhhhhh!
(Resistance is futile)
Where the hell is Roscoe?
It's outside of the Grizzly Cafe
Yeah where the hell is Roscoe?
It's outside of the Grizzly Cafe
Where the hell is Roscoe?
Where the hell is Roscoe?
Where the hell is Roscoe?
Where the hell is Roscoe?