Twenty-one years and you answer the call Hollywood screams from your bedroom wall You can't get away from the thrill of it all Bye-bye baby Get me out of here I'm done A girl gone crazy You ain't foolin' anyone You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants You're a bad actress You can't run can't walk gotta learn how to talk You're a bad actress Come on down and walk the moonlit mile You've got the perfect teeth, you've got the perfect smile You do it all wrong but you do it in style Oh yeah Bye-bye baby Get me out of here I'm done A girl gone crazy You ain't foolin' anyone You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants You're a bad actress You can't run can't walk gotta learn how to talk You're a bad actress You can't read, can't write, gotta learn how to fight You're a bad actress You're too cold too old and the story's been told bout The bad actress Bye-bye baby Get me out of here I'm done A girl gone crazy You ain't foolin' anyone You can't sing, can't dance, can't fit in your pants You're a bad actress You can't run can't walk gotta learn how to talk You're a bad actress You can't read, can't write, gotta learn how to fight You're a bad actress You're too cold too old and the story's been told bout The bad actress Oh Yeah Bad actress Oooh Bad actress No good Bad actress Too bad Ah, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?