You can put me in a 1984 4x4 and I'm gonna wind up in the mud
Or 02 pontoon 50 horse Evinrude party cove burnt from the sun
Hit the 50-yard line on a Sunday night
Wind up on the Jumbotron
You can put me anywhere
But let me tell ya by God
If ya put me in a bar
I'm Gonna get drunk
Take it too far
Have little fun
Sing a little Nitty Gritty
On the karaoke mic
Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right
Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up
With a hometown honey make me fall in love
Gonna light up the night like small town superstar
If ya put me in a bar
Yea I'm a knock-off Bill Dance with a rod in my hand
Drink more beer than I fish
On the 4th of July yeah I'm your guy if you want a burnt dog on a stick
Ain't no guitar picker but I know a little Skynyrd
And can probably figure out Wonderwall
You can put me anywhere
But let me tell you by God
If ya put me in a bar
I'm Gonna get drunk
Take it too far
Have little fun
Sing a little Nitty Gritty
On the karaoke mic
Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right
Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up
With a hometown honey make me fall in love
Gonna light up the night like small town superstar
If ya put me in a bar
If ya put me in a bar
I'm Gonna get drunk
Take it too far
Have little fun
Sing a little Nitty Gritty
On the karaoke mic
Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right
Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up
With a hometown honey make me fall in love
Gonna light up the night like small town superstar
Yea light up the night like a small town superstar
If ya put me in a bar
If ya put me in a bar
Please put me in a bar