Welcome to the party, you ain't gonna be sorry Driving all this way out here tonight Started with a lighter, ended up a bonfire Now we're all throwing down until it dies Now son, we've been drinkin' since the sun started sinkin' So you've got some catchin' up to do I'll give you 30 minutes to get right down to business But after that, you ain't got no excuse If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine Swaying to some country music If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back Slap you one in your koozie Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised On a sideways Saturday night Man, if you ain't tore up like an old farm truck Then you ain't doin' somethin' right, that's right ♪ Look at all them peaches lookin' for a reason To slip off with some country boy tonight Two to one on the ratio, find you one that ain't scared to go See if that old river's feeling right And when she's dancin' on the bank in that moonlight If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine Swaying to some country music If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back Slap you one in your koozie Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised On a sideways Saturday night And if you ain't findin' love when the sun's comin' up Then you ain't doin' somethin' right, yeah ♪ If you ain't high as the stars in the sky Drunk, singing to some old Bocephus If you ain't hatin' yourself in the morning And having you a come to Jesus If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine Swaying to some country music If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back Slap you one in your koozie Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised On a sideways Saturday night Man, if you ain't tore up like an old farm truck Then you ain't doin' somethin' right (then you ain't doin' somethin' right), yeah Ain't doin' somethin' right Doing somethin', ain't doin' somethin' right If you ain't rolling into church with a head full of hurt Then you ain't doing something right