She sees him flag down the waitress A picture of greeting and class She brings him his beer in a bottle Then he goes and pours it in a glass Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for It doesn't take some suds to make that clear You won't find Martinis on the dance floor But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks It takes more than some cowboy boots to really make them cool And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool Pour anything you want into a coctail Those highbrow drinks don't show how smart you are It's not that kinda class that made Budweiser It's the higher education at the bar Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks It takes more than the honky tonk to really make them cool And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool Yeah, that's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool