I was in a country band in the 1970s One night we had a flat on the van on the way out to Tennessee Asked this old mechanic, name of Johnson, for some air Everybody called him Socrates Hey what's goin' on Not much of nothin' how 'bout you That's the way it's done in our hometown He could talk a stream of nonsense just as pretty as you please Everybody called him Socrates He said fame and fortune are easily confused as are luck and destiny Are you bein' loved boys or bein' used runnin' wild or bein' free He said the answers to your questions are more questions such as these Everybody called him Socrates I got to know him well I even worked for him a while He had an old guitar we'd pass around once in a while I never will forget the last few words he said to me When I finally quit old Socrates Do you know what you are capable of knowing Do your hands son ever touch the soil And do you love all that you are capable of lovin Do you wnat me to check that oil Everybody called him Socrates Yea the Christians called him crazy And the derelicts agreed But everybody called him Socrates