Had a few too many drinks last night
Woke up staring into the ceiling light, but it wasn't mine
One drink at a table at a time
I swear I'm losing my fucking mind
Oh, I gotta get away from here
So I wrote a song and it goes a little something like
Fuck you Utah, you're gray as hell
Looking like it's gonna snow a little, guess I know you too damn well
Salt Lake Shitty, what a sight to see
It's been a couple since I've seen you man, I won't be seeing you again
At least for a couple of weeks
The cops don't have shit to do, they'll arrest you for smoking weed
I don't care about mormons, and I swear if I have to see
One more of those snapchat stories where you're going on a mission to a random territory
Well, I don't know, but I'm not using Ancestry.com 'cause you'll retroactively baptize me
Like I said earlier
Fuck you Utah, you're gray as hell
Looking like it's gonna snow a little, guess I know you too damn well
Salt Lake Shitty, what a sight to see
It's been a couple since I've seen you man, I won't be seeing you again
At least for a couple of weeks