I found myself at the liquor store And I said do you know my name She said she hasn't got the faintest clue Am I playing some kind of game? Oh no, here we go again You've got me started now Soon they're gonna know who we are 'cause Rordo and Diggs are in town Rordo and Diggs are coming out to a venue nearest you Shirts are optional but flip flops aren't 'Cause I'll be fucked if I'm wearing shoes We hope we see you there Along for the ride 'Cause when Rordo and Diggs are in town It's always a hell of a night It wasn't long before we found some cops And of course we were carrying weed We told them "not to worry, officers, we got a permit to smoke this green" They said "Oh yeah, how bout we see it then" And we knew what we had to do We took off running down main street and they knew Rordo and Diggs are coming out to a venue nearest you Shirts are optional but flip flops aren't 'Cause I'll be fucked if I'm wearing shoes We hope we see you there Along for the ride 'Cause when Rordo and Diggs are in town It's always a hell of a night