1st verse: I was mindin' my own business
She planted a kiss right on my lips
I said to myself, "What is this?"
She looked at the door and kissed me some more
You should have seen the look on her face
When he walked in like he owned the place
She said, "Please pretend you know me,
Do me a favor and kiss me again.
Please pretend you know me
More than a friend.
Please pretend you know me
Don't want to look like I'm here all alone
Please pretend you know me
Til he's gone."
2nd verse: When he didn't leave, immediately
I knew I was in trouble
I found myself a different girl
And kissed her on the double
You should have seen the look in her eyes
When I smiled, apologized and said,
Please pretend you know me
Do me a favor and kiss me again
Please pretend you know me
More than a friend.
Please pretend you know me
I don't want to look like I'm here all alone
Please pretend you know me
Til she's gone.
Br: She said, "Don't worry, baby, I don't mind
As a matter of fact, you're right on time!"
(Guitar Break)
Please pretend you know me
Do me a favor and kiss me again
Please pretend you know me
More than a friend.
Please pretend you know me,
I don't want to spend another night alone
Please pretend you know me
And take me home.