Poor frozen creature, never-endingly posing in the window Speechless and featureless, ever ready to fall Never-endingly beguiling, forever gesticulating And waving and smiling for nobody at all Striking a pretty posture and likely as not She's hairless as a snooker ball and showing all she's got! Poor frozen creature, never-endingly posing in the window Speechless and featureless ever ready to fall Never-endingly beguiling, forever gesticulating And waving and smiling for nobody at all There's a cheeky bloke that comes to dust you I've seen his type before A fingertip today and a handful tomorrow! Poor frozen creature, never-endingly posing in the window Speechless and featureless, ever ready to fall Never-endingly beguiling, forever gesticulating And waving and smiling for nobody at all Staring out from your window with your indestructible grin Staring out in surprise at us bloody dummies staring in Like poor frozen creatures, never-endingly posing at the window Speechless and featureless, ever ready to fall Never-endingly beguiling, forever gesticulating And waving and smiling for nobody, nobody