Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild
And it starts splashing and a-splishin' like a school
Of little fishes as if school of little fish was in me
Then blub, blub, blub, like a fart in a tub, like a fart in a tub inside of me
And then the head and butt start rolling like two balls
Bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me
Then a great big kick got founder my ribs that feels like nothing else
But assures me of the health and the length and the strength of my little baby
Because when baby is feeling lazy
Mama goes crazy thinking something's wrong
And then mama runs to papa, and she sings him this little song
Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild
And it starts splashing and a-splishin' like a school
Of little fishes as if school of little fish was in me
Then blub, blub, blub, like a fart in a tub, like a fart in a tub inside of me
And then the head and butt start rolling like two balls
Bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me
Then a great big kick got thunder in my ribs that feels like nothing else
But assures me of the health and the length and the strength of my little baby
Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
Make mama a smoothie right now
Hey, papa, make mama a smoothie
'Cause when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild