Five glasses changed my mind Seems like the ticking hands are taking their time I guess I've been at home for longer than it takes to unwind So slap me if I step out of line Now in smaller spaces, careless lust intoxicated Away from prying eyes and rabid smiles and everything's shattering My invitation was involuntary dilation And now I can't recall your name I think we've met before It was last Christmas on our parents' accord You where the young man in the costume that was hard to ignore And I was feeling hopelessly bored Now your conversation's scholarships and occupations You look so different than before When... Nevermind... Anyway... This reckless violation, tarnishing my reputation Has left me nothing kind to say