Wont leave the house till it's all in place You know a mess is a human discrace Clean up the dishes take out the trash Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed One day the juice was left out She was in a rush Wont leave the juice out on the table She'd rather not go Leave the juice out for 5 minutes Leave it out for 10 or 12 Your life is tick tick tocking by Leave the juice out befroe it's too late Chorus Wont leave the juice out Cvant hook-up the water spout Cant record on the vcr, But she works She works so hard, mom oh mom Just leave it on the table Go outside and smell the air, Its not clean it's worse then the table But you breathe it everywhere Studies oh she studies She studies so hard Reads those books, writes those papers Heats up coffee that's been sitting there If it tastes a little old she does'nt care But beware You don't like our tattoos But you kinda like my pink hair I don't like your panty hose I like a different kind of underwear Chorus I left the house before it was too late Now I'm living like a human, just great! Bye mom, I'll see ya later