Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor Make me look real good because I'm Going for a ride Hey Mr. Embalmer I did a number with my revolver Can you put my head together, 'cause I'm going For a ride I'm going for a ride, I'm going to the show So everyone I know, so everyone will go "He looks real good man, he never looked better, It's just a shame that that fool could not Forget her." My skull is shattered, but that really doesn't matter I know that you can fix it, you can do anything Fill my veins with Wild Turkey Just in case I get real thirsty That needle is awful big man, I hope it Doesn't sting Hey Mr. Undertaker put pennies on my eyes Do a good show tonight so everybody cries Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor Make me look real good 'cause I'm gonna Meet my maker And that picture in my wallet, if she comes to see Hey Mr. Undertaker make her cry for me Do me a favor, Mr. Undertaker Make me look good 'cause I'm going for a ride. Hey Mr. Undertaker