Hot sun beating down
Burning my feet just walking around
Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet
I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything
♪
Blue jeans sit on the beach
Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
Ooh, she's got a body under that shirt
But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt
'Cause I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's lookin' on
Young punk spilling beer on my shoes
♪
Fat guy's talking to me, trying to steal my blues
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
But I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's lookin' on
A perfect body with a perfect face, mmhm
♪
No, I can't dance, I can't talk
♪
The only thing about me is the way I walk
No, I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything
But I can walk
♪
No, I can't dance
♪
No, no, no, I can't dance
No, I said I can't sing
♪
But I can walk