Really don't mind if you sit this one out My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout I may make you feel but I can't make you think Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink So you ride yourselves over the fields And you make all your animal deals And your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick ♪ And the sand-castle virtues are all swept away
In the tidal destruction, the moral melee The elastic retreat rings the close of play As the last wave uncovers the newfangled way But your new shoes are worn at the heels And your suntan does rapidly peel And your wise men don't know how it feels To be thick as a brick ♪ And the love that I feel Is so far away I'm a bad dream That I just had today And you shake your head And say it's a shame ♪ Spin me back down the years And the days of my youth Draw the lace and black curtains And shut out the whole truth Spin me down the long ages Let them sing the song See there! A son is born And we pronounce him fit to fight There are black-heads on his shoulders And he pees himself in the night We'll make a man of him Put him to a trade Teach him to play Monopoly And how to sing in the rain