Join us in the loser's club where everybody's welcome Place your application here, rejection letters are seldom In this town where everyone is so small-minded, you'll want to drown But it's better when you have your friends around If you've got a problem, well, then we are here to listen Our faces seem to be the best place for bullies to put their fists in So we understand In this town where everyone is so small-minded, you'll want to drown But it's better when you have your friends around Everybody's got that something A quirk that you're made fun of for Some of us just can't help it Let's do a roll call, yay! We've got the token fat kid The token Black kid The on-the-verge-of-an-asthma-attack kid The Jewish kid The token girl The funniest kid in the whole world Sh, shut up Reggie And we're always looking for more So welcome to the loser's club