I spent a long time finding you things Things to give Things to gift I spent a long time wrapping A long time packing A long time bagging But you didn't give me a chance Not even letting me know in advance Fuck this Christmas shit If I had the chance To give you anything You wouldn't like my gift I know you wouldn't even open it Fuck this Christmas shit I'd give your door a thousands knocks Even if you just got me socks In cute little red green box Fuck this Christmas shit (Oooo) Fuck this Christmas shit I'll buy you what you like Your wants are mine I'm your guy I'll buy you places to cry I'll buy you a really good life I can't take it you use me Up like I'm a toy But I'm alive like its a story I don't have any more To give you little girl I've already bought you the whole world I let you do this I let this happen Fuck this Christmas shit You could call me a grinch Because you were a bitch You caused all this conflict All this hatred emits Fuck this Christmas shit Soon as time rolls around You'll have a big old Christmas frown You made me look like unfunny clown Fuck you Christmas bitch I spent a long time finding you things Things to give Things to gift (Fuck you Christmas bitch) I spent a long time wrapping A long time packing A long time bagging (Fuck you Christmas bitch)