Bound to try to explain Try and try anything to sustain Lines come on along the vein Making of a traded phase And then my hat fell off Me and the snail man had a talk He said don't let them pretend They were there from the beginning Good day sir Wish I were A little less denatured Go away now Never allow Anybody to make me a lolcow Devil ether On the bleacher Never ever gonna call out a cheater Going along Coming off strong Another sad know it all And then my master said If you go now you'll end up dead And if you try to escape I'll make sure you have to pay Good day sir Wish I were As pure as I was at birth Don't know how Got so loud Your nothing but a lolcow right now Devil preacher On the speakers never ever gonna call out a leader Going off guard Getting off hard Another brick in the wall