(Gezebelle Gaburgably) (Fuck, fu-fu-fu-fu-fu) I hate women And I hate myself I have fun for a living Then I'll shoot myself I hate living for a living And I'm really unforgiving And I sometimes think I'm winning But I'm really not admitting That I'm useless, really unfunny Tell me what I am, I'm Ted Bundy Useless, really unfunny Nothing that you can get from me That's why everybody laughs but you Everybody in the room Everybody laughs but you Everybody in the room (Ohh, ohhh oooooh, ooooh!) If you don't laugh at my jokes I'm gonna give you a stroke Watch your face turn red Against the wall being choked Everybody else wants nothing that they don't So that's why everybody laughs at my jokes That's why everybody laughed but you Everybody in the room Everybody laughed but you Everybody in the room If you don't laugh right now I'm gonna kill you somehow Laugh right fucking now I'm a fucking clown If you don't laugh right now I'm gonna kill you somehow Laugh right fucking now I'm a fucking clown