Well it was just
Five Guys on a night out
(Oh)
Looks like they could box your lights out
Insatiable hunger
Looking for the one they could take home right now
They're all getting salty
Wanna be Sonic but they're not fast enough
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
But this Game of Thrones is just too tough
And you can't be the king if you taste like shit
The other four guys don't mind a bit
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
Knock that part flat, but I'm still standing
Wendy's just another silly girl I knew, but those days are all long gone
If you were right there the first time, then how could you be so wrong?
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting, and it won't tell you lies
I want a Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries
Well I was just
Feeling kinda greasy
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy
Prices hiked as high as your tights
And I can't help feeling queasy
Thank god, it's Friday
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
Acting up like a Dairy Queen and a size queen's always wanting more
KFC, more like JFC
I wanna try something new to me
In with excitement, out with scoff
This disappointment can fudd ruck off
Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
If I die before then of a heart attack
If there's never a first time
Then how can I come back?
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting, and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries
Have your burger however you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind