Tiny Japanese girl You're my Tiny Japanese girl Tiny Japanese girl Get out my shoe box girl I need to put my shoes away. They're gonna' get all scuffed and that Why you in there girl? It doesn't even fit you I mean you're small but you're not a midget girl But I'm tiny like a door mouse Short Like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I can ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (Well you are quite small) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo. Tiny Japanese girl When I'm stood next to you You make me feel so tall Though I'm just 5' 2" It's like I'm stood on a wall Or a really big dog But it's just that you're small So there's no need for that dog Tiny Japanese Girl I find you perfectly sized And you fit in small places When you're needing to hide But don't hide from my love 'Cos it's hunting you down I know you've got a big heart I've seen you wheel it around But I'm tiny like a door mouse Short Like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I can ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (I'm far away) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo I'm pretty big in Tokyo