I'll ride my bike 'til I reach the highlands
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean
And sunbathe 'til I waste away
I whisper to the campfire, "Oh campfire, please teach me
How to turn such simple things into light and beauty"
Well, Moses saw God in a burning bush, I'm praying, please
Burn away my sins, hear my plight, and soothe my feet
I walk to the river, see something in the stream
Maybe it's a siren or a rainbow fish's sheen
Or maybe it's Poseidon, won't this river reach the sea?
But oh no, it's nothing, at least nothing I can see
I'll ride my bike 'til I reach the highlands
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean
And sunbathe 'til I waste away
Oh, waste away
Na Oida (Na Oida)
Na Oida (Na Oida)
Na Oida (Na Oida)
Leiwand (Leiwand)
Na Oida (Na Oida)
Na Oida (Na Oida)
Na Oida Leiwand (Na Oida Leiwand)
They tried to promote me to full-time at the gay bar
I told them I've got to finish my degree
But I've just been drinking rum mixed with k cider
Think I'll swap with rum mixed with lambrini
I'll ride my bike 'til I reach the highlands
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean
And sunbathe 'til I waste away
I'll hitchhike real far, maybe get to Sri Lanka
Or at least 'til my calloused thumb breaks
Or I'll save all my money, fly out to Alaska
Live in the woods the rest of my days
And I'll waste away