History is chalkful of wisdom On matters involved in the heart There are unions meant to be broken And some that should never start You can fall for a woman who's taken Or a mistress who's feeling remorse But you don't ever want to encounter The gal who's in love with her horse Don't fall for a girl who fell for a horse Just to be number two in her world Run from that stable As fast as your able Don't hitch up her trailer Your pickup will fail her Don't do battle When she's in the saddle Run from that stable now From that horse back riding girl Some men won the heart of a mermaid But never of Catherine the Great A royal with love for a stallion A pair they could not seperate Suffer through "National Velvet" Then you may just know why A sobre Elizabeth Taylor Fell for a beast named Pie Chorus You don't get between a queen and a throne You don't get between a dog and her bone You don't get between the sole of a shoe and a stone And there's one pair you leave alone You can chew on the grass of Kentucky It won't sprout you two or more legs You won't get the speed of a philly From strapping on their food bags You can trot through Eastern Virginia Gallop Chincoteque on all fours She ain't gonna call you wildfire You might as well stay ashore Cuz, fella you ain't no horse Chorus