On the outside, looking in Another world, what might have been I see laughter & harmony Loving couples, wish it was me They're trying sushi, they're riding bikes They dress the same way, they look alike They have purpose & harmony Those loving couples, wish it was me And when they argue, it's tongue-in-cheek Day after day, week after week Live for each other, right from the start It warms you over, it breaks my heart It warms you over, it breaks my heart Very accepting of each one's flaws Very forgiving, without a pause Synchronicity & harmony Don't know how they passed over me They're making babies, that turn out nice Grow up with manners. They're so damn nice THey race on weekends in a potato sack They love their children, they are loved back Compromises are never hard Their life reads like a Hallmark Card They have nicknames, no one else knows Like "Widgie," "Boopsie" & "Sausage Toes" "Big Banana" - "Tuna Pants" "Miss DeMeanie" - "Doctor Romance" "Nude Crusader" & "Greg LeMond" Initials "U.B." for "Unnatural Blonde" The Letters "U.B." for "Unnatural Blonde" Loving couples, holding hands Shop & play hoops, making plans Share a purpose, share a bed Those loving couples, I wish they were dead Loving couples, get away Please go underground, 'til Groundhog Day Oh, Great Contempt & Jealousy Seems those two got the best of me Seems those two got the best of me