Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall,
But she's built like an Amazon woman.
Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall,
But she's built like an Amazon woman.
And all the boys think she's pretty.
And all the girls think she dresses so well.
And all the teachers think that she's the smartest one in class,
And I think... she oughta go to Hell!
Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears
Years before anybody else.
Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears
Years before anybody else.
And all the mothers say her mother was-
And all the mothers say her mother was a slut
And we couldn't pierce our ears till we turned twelve, no matter what
And I think... well, you know what I think.
One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
I don't like her, I don't like her,
I don't like her and you can't make me
I don't like her, I don't like her,
I don't like her and you can't make me
One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs