You bought me a kitty cat, it made me cry I've always been allergic to kitty cats (And I think you knew that) Maylee, I had a dream the other night I can't forget the awful sight Of your head stuck in the freezer Maylee, I couldn't tell if you were experimenting With poor-man's cryogenics Or looking for the orange sherbet So Maylee, if you want out just say you want out And I'll be on my way Maylee, I had a dream the other night In your hand was a knife, a very sharp knife You said you'd cut your heart out Maylee, there you stood with your heart in Your hand, you said "here is my heart" "You wanted it so bad, here now take it" Chorus Lately I've overheard you complaining on the phone To your mother And the only reason I mention it now is the book On your night table "There Must Be Fifty Ways to Kill You Lover" Chorus You bought me a kitty cat, and that's just fine My dog enjoys chewing on your kitty cat (good dog)