Mistress snow and mary jane green A rolled up ten in a coke machine You won't get change If you know what I mean Prettiest crooks you've ever seen Mary jane green and mistress snow Got a parcel of land Where the funny grass grow The wind and everybody else does blow Two young crooks you wouldn't want to know So you want to date cheap Don't let her pass you by 'Cause her price will get steep Then you'll find out why The first time is a charm 'Til she's clinging on your arm So you want to date fast, So let her come your way She'll want to make it last She thought she heard you say You think your life's too plain Give it up for mary jane CHORUS So you want to be seen, put your credit down Here's a friend of miss green's She'll show you round this town She knows how to incite Gonna keep you up all night Got a vanity mirror That she keeps upon her lap When the coast is clear She'll let you take a nap Then you're gonna know You give it up for mistress snow Making the town and the barstools swirl They're good friends with the licorice girl Lure you in like honey to a bee 'Til you scrounge for seeds in the double lp Blow your mind 'Cause you only use one fifth anyway CHORUS Mistress snow and mary jane green Smiling on the cover of a high time magazine Blow your mind 'Cause you only use one fifth anyway