She ain't a lady, but she's my baby She got a lot of soul I took her out to the local hop 'Cause she shouted to rock and roll She keeps me guessin' She's always messin' With guys who are twice my size To tell you the truth She's always telling me lies She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita You ought to meet her, and I know Yes, I know how much I need her My cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, neat cheatin' Rita I'll never take her And I don't blame her She really turns me on But I don't care 'Cause I'm well aware That she doesn't know right from wrong Who could be sweeter than cheatin' Rita? She makes me feel so good And I wouldn't change one hair of her head if I could She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita You ought to meet her, and I know Yes, I know how much I need her My cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, neat cheatin' Rita Oh, cheatin' I'll never take her And I don't blame her She really turns me on But I don't care 'Cause I'm well aware That she doesn't know right from wrong Who could be sweeter than cheatin' Rita? She makes me feel so good And I wouldn't change one hair of her head if I could She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, sweet cheatin' Rita You ought to meet her, and I know Yes, I know how much I need her My cheatin' Rita She's my sweet, neat cheatin' Rita