There was a man A king of England in the good old times He tried his hand At makin' cakes and writin' nursery rhymes Although he was a good old man He never had a wife And when he put the cakes in the pan Burned them up in fiery cinders Couldn't bake to save his life Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion Didn't want a story just a pot of potion Whoa-oh, medicine woman Whoa-oh, medicine woman Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion Never mind the story, give me pot of potion Whoa-oh, medicine woman Whoa-oh, medicine woman There was a man Who thought that boys were made of snips and snails He tried his hand At drivin' goods and tellin' fairy tales Although he was a good old man He never had a wife And never ended havin' an affair Never got to be infamous Couldn't write to save his life Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion Didn't want a story just a pot of potion Whoa-oh, medicine woman Whoa-oh, medicine woman Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion Never mind the story, give me pot of potion Whoa-oh, medicine woman Whoa-oh