You take the same walk home from school everyday And I'm staying inside, watching TV and hiding away You got a death wish That's not my problem Whatever, so what if I'm boring I like it that way You're looking real clean in your jeans and it's making me sick And I haven't showered since Tuesday and my shoes are too big I don't give a shit Maybe that's my problem Whatever, so what if I'm lazy I like it that way You're jerking off to Al Jazeera and making your bed And I could be at CrossFit like you, but I'd rather be dead I'll say it first: I think you're the worst So what if I'm young? You're no fun and I hate you the most