One, two, three, go! ♪ When I think I am free to sing My words trip on the wetness of my lips Oh, boys in frustration with nonexistent limitations Still, he gets a pass, I see beheadings in masks On HDTVs As surreal as it seems On HDTVs, on HDTVs ♪ No one wants to misspeak And I would know I wouldn't even dream Of such polemics American in epidemic I am perturbed A bottle and my t-shirt Scarlet amniotic All the words I still slur On HDTVs, on HDTVs On HDTVs, on HDTVs On HD! On HD!