Sittin here on death row, Behind a ton of steel. They say before I die, I gotta eat my last meal. I wanna double yolked egg from an albino pigeon with fried bat wings over easy. The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy. Smoked rhinoceros, pickled ant-eaters a plate of elephant stew. One mandrake root and a rabbit's tongue and a jaw of cockaroo. Oh Warden! Now you know how I feel! I'll be ready to die now, Just as soon as I eat my last meal! I hear yuh! I want fresh tear-drops from a new-born child in a glass made in Timbuktu. If you can't get that, try a stewed pole-cat smothered with catfish brew. Take the ears from a rat-tailed monkey mixed with a spider's left eye. And make me a salad of jungle roots and I'll be ready to die! Oh Warden! Now you know how I feel! I'll be ready to die now, Just as soon as I eat my last meal!