Everywhere I look, I always see People who are crazier than me Gadzooks (Gadzooks) Gadzooks (Gadzooks) You're all such crazy kooks A bunch of flaky flukes You're giving me the spooks Everyone's gone funny in the head I went outside and this is what I said I said, "Egad!" (Egad) Egad! (Egad) I think you've all gone mad! Gone nuts at least a tad It's really kind of sad How can people so bizarre exist? (How can people so bizarre exist?) They should go to a psychiatrist (They should go right now) By Jove! (By Jove) By Jove! (By Jove) You've formed a crazy drove (formed a crazy drove) And on the streets you rove! It's something that I loave, loathe ♪ Gorblimey! (Gorblimey) Gorblimey! (Gorblimey) The situation's getting slimy (Slimy) And I am just so stymied I can't think of a rhymie Gee Willikers (Gee Willikers) Gee Willikers (Gee Willikers) You're all mentally illikers! No, this is not a drillikers! Okay, this is getting sillikers Odds-bodkins (Odds-bodkins) Odds-bodkins (Odds-bodkins) Don't know what that means Gadzooks! (Gadzooks) Gadzooks! (Gadzooks) You're all such crazy kooky kooks