I tire of your mind games
I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy
Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knives!
Knife fight!
You're gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight!
You're gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight!
A really, really, really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!
I'm a crazy son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you!
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight, knife fight!
♪
Let me tell you something, I can't be beat
Oh yeah?
Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the street
Well guess what, man, I'll pin you to the wall
Oh yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way too small
Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts!
I'm gonna make you bleed copius amounts
Yeah, well, I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you
Punk
Dweeb!
Knife fight!
You're gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight!
You're gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight!
A really, really, really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!
I'm a crazy son of a bitch!
I'ma cut you!
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight! (knife fight)
Knife fight! (knife fight, knife fight)
♪
I'm gonna slice you up
I'm gonna cut you down
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you underground
This is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur
I've got a tip for you, get the point?
Yeah, sure
It's time to face the music
Time to face the facts
Time to bite the bullet
Time to pay the tax
I've got a blade of fury!
I am a ball of rage
You ready, sucka?
Born ready
Engage!
♪
Knife!
Fight!
Cut!
Stab!
Knife!
Ow!
Poke!
Knife!
Hey, wait a minute here!
Oh, what is it?
Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt
Hurt? I don't want to get hurt
Who does?
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
Tickle fight!
Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather
And everyone can sing together, now
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! Hey!
That was fun! Now, where's my knife?