The seasons are changing But my world always stays the same Children laugh behind my back They're younger everytime All my friends are having kids But nobody's sure why I guess they'll procreate until they die Everyone is boring Everything is lame Everybody thinks they're not the same So why don't we get boring? Let's get old and lame Let's get a house and kids and change your name I'm torn on the inside A little ashamed to say The house out in the suburbs calls my name I'm not insane but maybe I should be It would explain some things I 'Web-MD'ed myself but somehow nothing's ever wrong Everyone is boring Everything is lame Everybody think they're not the same So why don't we get boring? Let's get old and lame Let's get a house and kids and change your name Wow, it's really bringing me down That the house with the picket fence is calling out Oh, I'd rather rot in hell Than watch you become someone lame with someone else That'd really bring me down That'd really bring me down Let's get old and boring Let's both become lame Get a house and kids and change your name 'Cause I don't think you're boring I don't think you're lame Let's get a house in summer up in Maine Let's get old and boring Let's both become lame We could be so boring Let's get a house and kids and change your name