If all the world's a stage
Then you're my favorite actress
If all of life's a game
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
Singing from the streetlight
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood, this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood and this is real life
You want Hollywood
If all the world's a stage (ah-ah, ah-ah)
Then you're my favorite actress (ooh-ooh)
And if all of life's a game (ah-ah, ah-ah)
I sure could use the practice
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
You want me pounding on the church door
Singing from the streetlight
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood and this is real life
You want Hollywood and this is real life
You want me pounding on the church door
Singing from the streetlight
Oh, it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore
You want Hollywood and this is real life
I wanna kiss you in the pouring rain
I'll say I loved you from the first time I saw you
It's a surefire way to get your heart to break
That's Hollywood and this is real life
You want Hollywood and this is real life