We've got a cabinet full of clowns
With panhandle haircuts
You'll believe it when you see it for yourself
There's a lady in the lounge
Wearing technicolor makeup
Mixing drinks to make you think you're someone else
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life
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There's an eagle in the attic
With a semi automatic
There's a couple gettin' frisky in the hall
A television in the kitchen
That'll feed your children static
When you're lonely
There's a number you can call
Yeah
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life
Folks!
Pay no attention to those crooks behind the curtain
They will tell you your future is lovely and certain
They will sell you a dream for a dollar ninety-nine
Oh, they'll make you repay it or call it a crime
Folks!
We are losing a war with the enemy within us
All the greed that we feed will devour and kill us
But step on up, come on up, step on up
And come inside
'Cause you got everything to prove
And there is nothing you can hide
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life