There's a girl livin' down out street She used to be mine She used to go out with me But now she's left with the boy next door Because he's bought a Cortina Ford She gives him love on the leatherette Steamin' up the glass Because I've seen her But she only loves him because he's got at Cortina Column change is neat neat Gives you room for manoeuvre on the front bench seat And the disc brakes hold you if you're inclined The rear light clusters are a modern design She gives him love on the leatherette Steamin' up the glass Because I've seen her But she only loves him because he's got at Cortina And I wish I had I wish I had I really wish I had a Cortina It's a gurarantee of sexual conquest But be sure to choose a model with retractable arm-rest And if she wants to make up You can really suprise her There's a vanity mirror on the nearside visor