Caught between the weather and the crossword Back to back with dull page four Checked before the headlines on the football Taped on every workers locker door A smile that says it all As she climb from the swimming pool Her body's wet and shining in the sun Eyes squinting from the glare She run her fingers through her hair A silent message clear to old and young Page 3 Page 3 Get a load of that Page 3 In the factories and the laundromats Page 3 Page 3 Have you seen today's Page 3 Computer on the train The road gang shelters cos it's raining out And in a thousand works canteens He give them something new to talk about Today what every man desires Tomorrow you'll be lighting fires Or masking off as someone sprays their car It's a very very fickie world Another day another girl And each one must be better than the last Page 3 Page 3 Get a load of that Page 3 In the factories and the laundromats Page 3 Page 3 Have you seen today's Page 3 Shapely Susan - Seventeen Tells us she loves riding horses In the altogether But it makes her boyfriend jealous And every man that looks at you Remembers girls that he once knew, way back Personified in you the youth and beuaty That his missus lacks You give them something out of reach A body on some distant beach A chance to try out something really new And in their minds you don't say no You lift a million flagging egos The know they could do it right with you Page 3 Page 3 Get a load of that Page 3 In the factories and the laundromats Page 3 Page 3 Have you seen today's Page 3 Page 3 Page 3 Have you seen today's Page 3 Page 3 Page 3 Have you seen today's Page 3!