We put them vows on a Bible But love was dead on arrival Should've took all that money for the ring and bought a bottle Dealing with the devil is a downward spiral Should've slipped off in that water at that Sunday tent revival But instead I'm comin', gunnin' I'm runnin' cold blooded, better watch your back Can't turn the other cheek, ain't gonna practice what I preach Boy was gone 'fore he put it in drive No you don't touch another man's wife When you do that dance, there's no chance in survival Dead on arrival Call me the undertaker son you done met your maker I don't need no savior 'cause I know right where I'm bound Blue lights blasting through the window, sirens on a crescendo Stare in their lifeless eyes and burn a Camel down Law man's comin', gunnin' I'm running cold blooded and I can't turn back Can't turn the other cheek, ain't gonna practice what I preach Boy was gone 'fore he put it in drive No you don't touch another man's wife When you do that dance, there's no chance in survival Dead on arrival Gimme that sentence, skip on the trial Yeah I'm guilty by a green mile Gimme 30 years, gimme yellow momma Put me in the chair, baby I don't care 'Sho can't turn the other cheek, ain't gonna practice what I preach Boy was gone 'fore he put it in drive No you don't touch another man's wife When you do that dance, there's no chance in survival Yeah, when you do that dance, there's no chance in survival Dead on arrival