If I was your car I'd turn you 'round If I was your radio I'd play our song right now If I was your memory of me I'd keep running, running 'Til your fingers started thumbing Through your phone And tell me that you're coming home If I was your bartender I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender 'Til the last one's gone Yeah, I'd play every heartbreak song On the jukebox 'til your tear drops They fell on that bar top Keep you drinking, get you thinking I'm right where you need to be If I was your bartender I'd talk you out of leaving me If I was your Bible I'd turn the page to forgiveness If I was your bed I'd be ice-cold without me in it If I was your dream I'd keep running, running Through your mind 'Til there was nothing you could do But call me up out of the blue Yeah! If I was your bartender I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender 'Til the last one's gone Yeah, I'd play every heartbreak song On the jukebox 'til your tear drops They fell on that bar top Keep you drinking, get you thinking I'm right where you need to be If I was your bartender I'd talk you out of leaving me ♪ Woah, ooh-woah, woah, ooh-woah, oh, oh Woah, ooh-woah, woah, ooh-woah, oh, oh Woah, ooh-woah, woah, ooh-woah, oh, oh Yeah, I wish I was 'Cause If I was your bartender I'd mix 'em up strong in a tall blender 'Til the last one's gone Yeah, I'd play every heartbreak song On the jukebox 'til your tear drops They fell on that bar top Keep you drinking, get you thinking I'm right where you need to be If I was your bartender I'd talk you out of leaving me ♪ Yeah, yeah-yeah If I was your bartender I'd talk you out of leaving I'd talk you out of leaving I'd talk you out of leaving me