I've had a largemouth bass, bust my line A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye Trucks break down, dogs run off Politicians lie, been fired by the boss It takes one hand To count the things I can count on No, there ain't much, man That ain't ever let me down Longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart ♪ Like diamond rings and football teams Have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream it just dawned on me The bars and this guitar And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart ♪ She was a Carolina blue jean baby Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy It was red tail lights when she left town If I didn't know then, I sure know now Longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart Like diamond rings and football teams Have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream it just dawned on me The bars and this guitar And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart ♪ It takes one hand To count the things I can count on But I got one hand It's gripping down on a cold one ♪ 'Cause longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart Like diamond rings and football teams Have torn this boy apart Like a neon dream it just dawned on me The bars and this guitar And longneck, ice cold beer never broke my heart, no ♪ It never broke my heart