I wish I was as tough as you, dude I would be so cool I'd be just as dumb but without the gut I'm getting laid I bet I can throw down harder, dude If I dropped out of school There'll be blood and shit running down my fists I'm getting laid ♪ Let someone else try dabbing it first These douche bags and tough guys are the fucking worst I'm biting my tongue and it's starting to hurt When this gets to me I'm diving in headfirst ♪ I've got a problem with you and your friends I fucking hate you since you met all of them I've got some free time that I'd rather spend Crossing off names in my hospital bed