This screen's a bore There's no games and no porn There's just a lot of grilled cheese And a bakery treat for just 99 cents And all these old people piss me off Is that hard to think before you talk? Oh, you can't read the menu? Well I don't give a fuck I've been here since noon And I'm not leaving soon Watch, they'll ask me to close I'll agree and I'll resume The only way I get time off is by Saying I'm in bands that I'm not I'm sure I said it more than enough But please let me go on If Bill rolls his eyes or gives me that mouth Just one more time, just one more time I'll shove these "gay jeans" so far up his ass They'll align with his spine But I'll be just fine