I'm a loser and a screw-up Don't you insult me, you're no better Lay back on its cultured panic Got a freckle on my vomit 'Cause I will never lie I will never lie I will never lie, no I will never cheat ♪ Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays Thursdays, Fridays, it don't matter, I am boredly 'Cause I will never lie I will never lie 'Cause I will never lie, no I will never lie ♪ Common loser, held up, screw up First you kiss me, then you leave me Got a flimsy sonar rattle It's so easy to be silly 'Cause I will never lie Yeah, I will never lie No, we'll never lie Yeah, I will never