Doctor, what happened? I was the man of the hour 'Til she came along and something went sour She took me high as the mountains Left me blue as the sea 'Til she made a wreck outta me Doctor, you told me 'bout love at first sight But you never told me I did not see right Your explanations mean nothin' to me There's only one diagnosis with which I agree She took me high as the mountains Left me blue as the sea 'Til she made a wreck outta me Doctor, don't worry, ignore my depression I am alone but within her possession She's taken my heart and left the incision Though I'll never heal I admire that kind of precision She took me high as the mountains Left me blue as the sea 'Til she made a wreck outta me