Yeah, the night looked pretty good and my heart was on fire 'Til I called you five times on the telephone wire And I thought a little bird might've chewed right through the cable When I went outside to look, I saw that it wasn't able To peck its way through and severe the connection To a feeling in my heart headed right in your direction And they say that love's a drug, but baby I just don't buy it Though you say I won't like it, I sure as hell would like to try it I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love So I walked up to the shop situated on the corner To see if a certain someone could make me a little warmer But a tramp on a scooter asked directions to the lake I think, "For I know what I'll do". Now I'm at the reservoir gate With a tramp on a scooter and a lobster on a leash He said, "Forget about that, love, yeah? Because water's all you need" But hydrogen and oxygen, they found the perfect match together I'm compounded and compelled to drown in loneliness forever I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love Oh, the scooter got loose, and the scooter caught fire And I tried a hundred times on that damned telephone wire So I plucked out that phone from the root where it was seeded And I dragged it to a bar because a drink is what I needed And I mooched out of the house to consider my position As a pilot of a loveship headed on a hopeless mission And the drink don't solve a thing 'cept to make your mouth get wetter Pour it on a broken heart, it sure as hell makes you feel better I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with Thousands of people feel like me Thousands of people feel like me Thousands of people feel like me Thousands of people feel like me I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just want someone to fall in love with I just really want to fall in love