I can't help it I like it by myself And if I can't help it I'll turn into someone else Ask me a question The answer should be yes or no But I'm looking at the air around me And it's clutter with maybes and who knows It's these obsessions that get to me They take up all the room in my head I have all the time in the world for you dear Umm could you repeat what you said? I have two sides And one of them's always wrong And I can't help it Not knowing which side I'm on I thought I heard someone coming I said "Hello, is anyone there?" I didn't notice I was by myself Actually, I guess I was more than aware So set two plates at the table dear That's right, set two on my side We'll try to be pleasant, not argue And confess all the feelings we hide I've got these notions Of competing inside my head I guess my emotions Are better straightening Is it too late to change my mind?