I ain't got no fire, to light my cigarette I'm just an 'Ol dog, lookin for my midnight pet She lays out a matchstick and offers me the light I take a drag and blow smoke right in her eyes Poor Doggie Where's your bone? Poor Doggie Where's your bone? You sure ain't an 'Ol dog, you could learn some tricks Show me you're a good dog, show me you can beg Maybe if you're real good, I'll give you tasty treats Show me desperation, there's other dogs to meet Poor Doggie Where's your bone? Poor Doggie Where's your bone? Your leash is a short one, roll over and play dead You're my pretty doggie, I pat you on your head Girl, you been so good You sure do make me proud I won't put you up But, I will put you down There's other dogs to meet I will put you down